I have never seen this much frozenness in all my young life
sidewalks are slivers
icicle cathedral
bonus round: Can you guess the last year NYC got this much snow?
My young life
has been punished for this much precip

I have never known a snowfall like this in my young life to happen.

ATL

this slush gets
spies
skeleton keys
opens my boots;

warmth in an outlet mall parking lot
two dumb bees.

ATL

warmer, by comparison
Jogging, by Thomas Edison
the light gifts in a calisthenic
reactionary trot

larger dogs dog us
into the suburbanization
and the developers lean,
the callous red soil on the tees

There is a humidity about angling
and this pale foil of dusk.

This morning, there would have been rain.

Temperatures drop, now the dryness

The flaky, itchy dryness of snow

and the wind off the channel.

an unsecret weather release
of small swiping flakes
this downy spoke

Grandfather olympics
ices the creep.

Brick outside, stolid.

soup of rain
spewing out of a blender

my eyes wrinkle in the foam of school buses
my heart skips in the double dutch
but the sun is gone
and it took half my paycheck.

there's so much
wind
forgets its feet

and decides to take ours,
throwing us up
with a push.

Yes, a slight chill
but walk around a bit
that chill comes off.

Or,

warm, I guess November
put the playthings back inside
Like the driveway,
before the party started.

Even if those eggs are human lives
And omelet must be made on this nice day
60 degrees in November. The turkeys
run for the heavens, land

Long past pavement now the clams dead
these mortified, these symbolic tourniquets
stuff the sand and burn away
I'm delayering my ignorant bike

Land surrenders its pancake developers
as roots mix with the melting never snow.

Weather, to music.

doodads, tell the weather
choking friend, get mo' clever:

Listen, straight outta BK
the weather the menu
we see through this preview while dew
points list mildew

I choke the micro like it's macro
a gavel, my humidity
unravels in afternoon cupidity, cough lucidity
like when your eyes bugs
in your coffee, sun bit
makes you laughy, it's giraffy,
to reach for the moon, might be leggy
or necklace, the heckless
grips me too swoon, I soon
be so feckless, this dreckless spectator
sun die later,
this gassy ball, might fall,
throw that sea over here, it's near
I'm too blume, like Judy, my
Trudy Putoody...

Whatever. The weather is bullshit.
Ups and downs throughout the day
like I'm off my meds and this barns hay.

This came undone at the end. It was fun.
Gracias....totales.

all the right fog
lifts
paint
basketball company
muffled shuffles.

The wind
buzzsaw,
granted, its guffaws
muscled and muff,
big jacket days.

the highway is yellow, not just
the yellow lines, the red lines
veiny and forgiving
We'll come here next
year to bother you.

These aren't merely seasonal
linebreaks. Graphic
design works these leaves
in a tizzy.

The school bus windows fog
and the spit wads glow
as they tumble up the aisle
breaking the cleanliness barrier;

The fog of bus, like the fog of war
is so outsiders don't see the goings-on
Until the Wiki-Leaks school bus info. drop
Proffered 70,000 half-blacked out docs
Into hungry journalists' hands on this rainy day.

voter reassured temperature drop

my clam hands inside the streets are a pretentious mess
There is no good in betamax under 50 F

Slow production values and minimal facial recog.
drown the viewer in something like butter.

You were the Land O' Lakes Native American Spokesperson
that Halloween candy flew out of.

Darkened ghosts holding hot cocoa are freezing
the ground must be laid bare for their eternal costume to put its makeup on

When I put my customer into recognition databases, it shoots back
an old team member whose weather information we hardly remember

I remember an old man December the weather nearly froze his face off
I went dressed as an old man with a frozen face that Halloween.

fall, we barely knew
how these dancing slippers
fed the chimney, piped
up until the oatmeal

ergonomic slanted humidity, leans
back into it, pushing
the ball onto the court
sags, dripped suet
lacking Preternatural nuance
suspect of a free meal, this tight sun
looks both ways

like could pile
resold magma, gutter goin'
or tied up cordite,
wind
sick of germs this temp brings.

The sky color is purple haze.
I'm going to name my beard after
vacation, the oven
of summer has skirted

Now the leaves are slightly falling
only part of the tree is on the ground.

The bikes are looking vapid
sitting there helmetless heads
Dead ringers for trash.

Mostly sunny with a high near 63.
I've heard that one before.

Nip chill
on my feet run uphill
thermometer reads 55, blue
sky, the basketball court
emptied. Rain in
players shoes.

As far as posts go, I've been irregular lately
I forget the weather, it rumbles past me

Rain get out of me
into this tea strainer
Where I can count your twaddles

rain and tourists
get in my way.

chill, I'm finally with you
glove fits
of kind
whimpering of the tennis
court, as it
stills.

a cooling, dampening
of angry tones

cheer sounds are crisp, yay, then punctuation
off the bat
they don't vibrate and raise
Like summer once.

Sun shade sun shade sun shade. Sun shade sun shade sun shade. Sun shade sun shade sun shade. Sun shade sun shade sun shade. Sun shade sun shade sun shade. Sun shade sun shade sun shade. Sun shade sun shade sun shade. Sun shade sun shade sun shade. Sun shade sun shade sun shade. Sun shade sun shade sun shade. Sun shade sun shade sun shade.

grayer, like a sink
tin and wet.

chills, the floor is much cooler
than where my head is.

Now the clothes
are getting ordered.

red hook weather

Breezes, cooling
Between the furniture
Graying lightsunk
Ceiling of sunday
Superbowl nothing.

In the mid-70s humidity
and the rains will slowly visit

Refriend the sun
no objections.

A suit has been pulled over

the fate of plumes
no impression but this rain

vises inside the sky, crepe
down this Mizar
trump in logic.

Showers late.
The clams have calmed
in the buttery nuances
of clothing.

Summer, please die
You're hogging all the flies.

It's cooler in the Hamptons
North wind becoming east
low flying makers of precipitation
partially speaking


Now there's leaf trickling sunlight
getting dressed as ghosts.

Summer will not die
like a porch swing.

Tuesday, Late Night

Chill voices, the summer
has been going lately
Going going Gone.

See you next year, summer breezes,

Hopefully when you're wanted again.

9/20/10

I am sick, allergic
my nose is a hydrant

working when you don't want it.

The air is dry, and fires
leap out of the sun
so it's best to not carry matches
in the left pocket
Because the left resources are playful.

Weekend

Light and variable wind
general and near audible cooling

Friday, September 17

Warming trends,
The heat inside the blanket is intense
Manhattan is the usual blanket
Partly cloudy on low heat.

Thursday, September 16

There is weather, thunder
three storms in the Atlantic,
Igor, Julia, Karl

The boat will knock them out.

Thunderstorms in the PM.

Tuesday Warmth

Rain in most areas has evaporated,
sun out
flat, skittish

Kites out: Promethean
soar toward flame.

Monday Dusking...

Oh rain, bathe the strip malls
in their own inundation

Their Labrador inaccuracies
Guests wander aimlessly in new rain
without a nose.

Sunday

Socked, first
day in month for socks.

This noxious brew of cities
and summer
ends.

Weekends

finally, as summer's lead softens
the mercury grows firm.

Put away your fast feet,
languishing on the concrete.

Lace up your heavy leathers
your musky lathers
Your huddled masses.

Thurs.

fall comes grunion
big mouth
striped
dappled run,
upstream pedestrian.

More Hump Day Weather

Children will run
hopping on an event
back to school

Heat doesn't stop fashion nor
does fashion beef up security

But this humidity
Oh, like a pastureland.

Tuesdays following vacations

Highs of 91, supposedly.

But there are discrepancies in the reporting
from various weather sources.

Hope for the lower high: 86.

Labor Day Sag

Weather gets creaky, people
respond by old patio furniture

Who else is turning green?
At the recent reprieve in weather.

This sun, a photo shop
A priceless didactic result:
Don't perfect autonomy
grow on trees?

Weekend, Part 1

Peaceful coolness

Everyone has blowing hair

The streaks in the sky are visible

Where someone bothered to fly.

Unfettered Friday

Oh Earl, you trawler
How many fish have you uprooted
thrown against the house siding
This many acrylic bosses
In very telling 82 degree outdoors

It's like a peach outside, locked
and not a soul walking
Most like these footsteps
make jam on the concrete.

Thursday, 9/2/10

You can't hide from the sun.

Hurricane Earl will be slamming the coast later this afternoon.

I'm not certain how this affects us.

Hot Hump Day

You want calm to get over the hump
You want the sun to caress, to slip
gently into your folder
into your backpack
You bought because it "personified" you.

This weather will
avoid doing that.

Tuesday, as August ends

Weather as creepy
Expression of crawly

My local weather is disgusting
Flies exist in this season.

Why isn't this a territorial expression of angst?
Where is the metal barometer I ordered weeks ago?

Monday, Fall Semester Day One

90s
90s
90s
90s

Please bring back the

80s
80s
80s
80s

Sunday, August 29th

Sun, a late champion

These ions in summer

A blender, lotions
gone mixed

In that whiffed rainbow
you got that sensation
in the ocean.

Back from vacation with more weather

Less heat
As it fades

Too much sun is still a worry

Don't take the indirect
sunlight for granted
which may be harmful.

Heat v. Cold

You can get rid of cold; just warm
up in the fire
Throw your body into the fire.

But with heat, just cooling
down doesn't wash the sweat off.
Throwing your body into the rain
only when there's rain.

Today, no rain: sunny, 90s.

Fall wishes on a Thursday

The summer will end
The summer will end
The summer will end

I hope.

Weather for the Hump

A light and dry wind
can disturb our hair

The highs? Low 80s
Weather suited for a fair

Perfect the F to Coney
But there might be some rain.
Oh hell, climate doesn't rhyme.

Not very temperate for a Tuesday

Put your coats away
Hang your teddies
Leave the terry cloth at home

The heat has returned.
Highs of 92 will scorch
and we plan on being scorched.
There is nothing new in this sun.

Mondays in August weather

The soup of morning
Thickens to a great brew by afternoon

While temperatures climb
still no wind
Showers and more showers after noon

Higher amounts of rain
possible between thunderstorms.

Friday the 13th Weekend

Still some spookiness left over
from yesterday, but not strong
in the spooky category
the weather, a softening

With wind and highs of 82, we're in
for a day as nice as red apple baby cheeks.

Friday the 13th Weather! Spooooooky.

The lows are lower
the highs are lower

A wind might pick up in the late afternoon
This is weather unfit for August.

Temptation Thursday

The weather dips
enlarges its skips
walks with greater strides
like bride.

Go to the beach?
Or dodge the traffic
hitting the country?

Perfect options, but work
yes, some do.
There are temptations
to be sick.

Weirdo Wednesday

When will this magma sun cease
Its fiery glitter.

When will the 80s be over with? The 90
degrees too.
My skin ripens to pear
and the yeasty weatherpeople immutable
in their lack of distinction.

Weather is too much the same.

Tempura Tuesday

This partisan weather
Heated advisories

"New rainfall amounts of
less than a tenth of an inch,
except higher amounts possible in thunderstorms."*

Even with pocketed suns
the stuffiness will ruin anyone.

They will be pwned from inside.




*(noaa.gov)

Monday

Crisp sunlight
on sick leaves

These are bent double
In the merciless heat.

Weekend and more specifically, Sunday

Less heat today
that most
will want refunded.

A sun that saps strength
is a sun we've feared

And now it's payback.

Frenetic Weather Friday

Friday is always high time
for a nice weather change.

People impatiently
sit in sweat on trains
as the beach gets nearer
Like a sand monster
a truck of Hawaiian Tropic.

Thunderstorms Thursday

Catch the view from your window before work
and the city seems pleasant

But once outside, it's Twisted Sister.
There's an avenue of filth
waiting to get on your facial surface.

It's true that Giuliani has election issues
But we have to wear pants to work.

Wasteful Wednesday

Let thunder come
but the weather's wrong.

Be prepared for more of the usual.

Temporary Tuesday

Our weather is stifling
But Today is less
88 tops, not such a scorching innuendo.

Reduced to flames, cars
sit passively heating themselves
without you in it. A driverless
afternoon with partly clouds.

Monday post vacation

Some suns are more intense
and heat with bigger insides
To swallow you in

Lose yourself in a big rain puddle
A muddy encounter
perhaps today
But probably not.

Who knew Thursday had weather

best guess
sun tan contest

ethnic but in a bottle

Put away the sunscreen. It rains
before 11,
UVs are more potent
through clouds.

Wednesday has finer weather

evidence suggests highs near 91
the recent statistical norm

Is there any other variance
or end to this play?

Will the sun move like a projector across the sky
or will the motion picture industry die?

Two-step Tuesday

oh HI! Sun
a clunky neighbor
with platforms stomping the ceiling
peeling down
on top of us

The slapping of backs with hands
hard, so hard, you sun, today.

Musty Monday Weather

Don't store your hats under a blanket
Put them on. The sun is strong.

Bald men especially: listen to me,
wear the nearest sunblock to a sweater you can find

I know. I'm receding.

Winds buffet us at 11 mph.

Sung Sunday

Thunder is again possible.
And we're being warned about the heat.

Please, if you're going outdoors
do something to protect yourselves.

Shiny Saturday

While you're airborne
The sun, knifing

The heat, curtains

outlooks for hazardous weather
We've got one index up 105.

Expensive heat arrives today
at the expense of thunder.

Partly it could rain. Wearing
out umbrellas.

Turgid Thursday

How's about this for weather? Today
you will need large amounts of cream

Because the heat will cost you more.

Especially windless heat this afternoon.

Wampum Wednesday

It might look nice, this sun
scattered and interrupted by cloudiness

But behind this sun is thunder, arriving
late in the afternoon. So pack
accordingly.

Terrible Tuesday

Even this weatherperson


retreats,

Recedes into background

into music, the more important news

A latest mortgage fiasco,

this sun. Dampening our figures

Saturation. Too much.

Mondane Monday Weather

Rain graced the radar early today,
but highs will turn the rain into humid inconvenience
As the city won't allow that precipitation to escape.

Sunday Climate

Hottest night recorded
The sweat will loom thick in your shirts, chambray
dips below its usual color
The child's cheeks will rosy left indoor
A gray dog sits in the cloudy afternoon we'll experience.

Weekend and Saturday

The weather is taking a break today.

Another day above 90, you should walk slowly.

Friday Weather

Be advised that there is heat.
Be advised that sunlight is strength.

Weather for almost the end of the week!

Once again today the rain nags
but later it naps. Sun possible
with only partially clouded skies.

Today's Fortunate Climate

Today rain will grace our Northern coast
and thunder our backyard.

You cannot find an inch that isn't humid
So figure out a way to stay cool.

Day 20 of the weather, Thunder!

Thunder will smite, the antennas

It will rain harder than ever before.

This inconsequential umbrella.

The sunlight is very yellow today.

No chance a thunderstorm will come through here.

Temperatures that dip below 90 are the norm.

Weather for Sunday!

Chance of Precipitation is slight
Thunderstorms will increase as the day progresses.

Weather!

children will have to stay indoors today
or get waylaid by a chance of lightning.

Parents, get your shopping done
but do it indoors.

Weather!

Today, the blue skies overpower cloudiness
Good day for stroller pushing
Parks will be full.

Here's the weather! Thursday, July 8, 2010

Rain will barely whet.

The blue sky will be invisible.

The clouds totally take over.

Showers are isolated.

A vague chance of precipitation.

The weather is being noticed, 100 F

Impressive temps in NE cities

Cover your babies gently and thoroughly.

There is a cooling station. There
Find plenty of liquids.

Here's the weather! Tuesday, July 6, 2010

So true heat.
Water stations are for coolants. Heated true.

Fry an egg, get 2 back. Sunscreen back.
Use liberal application.
Don't eat that runny egg on the sidewalk.

Here's special July 5th weather for 2010.

Ouch Ouch it burns
it burns, the sun
You might want to apply
higher SPF to your kids
To reduce ouching.

Here's special July 4th weather for 2010.

clear overnight, 70 with a westernlike wind.

Gather up the kids and enjoy the barbecue.

Here's the weather! Friday, July 2, 2010

a giant relief
Tropical Storm Alex skipped us.

The winds are feathery
and will not damage hair.

Here's the weather! Thursday, July 1, 2010

There's relief in the air coming from the Northwest, and we call it wind.

Everyday sunshines, though in parts choppy.

Good day for picnics.

Here's the weather! Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Today is undergoing a cooling
This is fall sneaky.

Highs high 70s
Sunlight constant
a changing wind, NNW.

Here's the weather! Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Please, a cold snap
more terribly cold please, mostly
sunny.

Because this wind is sticky.

Here's the weather! Monday, June 28, 2010

Might rain, might also rain much.
60% chance of this rain,
winds west southwest.

Sun for now, and really hot: 91.

Here's the weather! Sunday, June 27, 2010

Rain's chance is 20%, though that's unlikely

Sunny, becoming thunderstorms

If you beach it, you're at risk.

Here's the weather! Saturday, June 26, 2010

The clouds will increase today.

Rain possibly during eveningtime,

Here and there is shade.

With temperatures going in and out of 90.

Here's the weather! Friday, June 25, 2010

"North wind becoming west" (noaa.gov).

There will be 87 degrees.

Today will be better than ever to picnic.

Then get ready for 68 as a low

tonight, tonight.

Here's the weather! Thursday, June 24, 2010

In the 90s

and a Thunderstorm opportunity.

Later, there will be hail. And gusts provided by wind

It will come from the west.

Here's the weather! Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Today with heavy sunlight. Inviting the slightest wind.

Branches are fully occupied with leaves.

Pushing 90 F.